Conversations With Nicky...

As we walk into before care and I prepare to sign the boys in, pen in hand, Nicky says "So what is a condom any way?"

**FAINTS**

Conversations With Nicky...

'Mom, did you know that my name was written on my heart?' No son, I did not. 'Yes, I closed my eyes, looked to my heart and I saw N-I-C-K-Y. God put it there because he loves me'

Illusions of Grandeur

Nicky walked by the kitchen the other night and informed me that he has a girlfriend. So, me trying to be "the mom that listens" said 'oh really, what is her name?'. This will learn me! He says "Mrs. Purnell". After I picked up my jaw, I said, 'uhm...dear, that is a grown woman, she could NOT be your girlfriend'. He said 'she is because she says lovey words to me like; Honey, and love and she means it too' I went back to chopping onions to mask the tears...

A Gentleman

Last month my youngest son was upset that the cartoon pig Olivia does not wear pants. He said he didn't want to see her 'lady parts'. I asked do you know what the lady parts are called? He said ummhmm, 'a Hynie'

Nicky Has it All Locked UP!

On the way home, Nicky says to me, "My friend taught me how to get all the girls" I say, "how do you do that?" He replies, "you have to be smooth and cool" OK, so I say, "And just how do you do that?" Nicky says "to be cool, u have to practice dancing & play games with guys & to be smooth, you have to wash your hands and never tell lies" All I could say was "yup, that'll do it." SMH

Now That You Are All Caught Up...

My children are the funniest people I know. They are smart and quirky. (and sometimes odd). I love them. However, one of these days "Pow, right to the moon!" Just kidding! :-\

I hope you will stay tuned to all of things I have to deal with on a regular basis. They inspire me to be better. They give us all something to think about because of the way they view the world. Nothing gets past Xa, he is like a sponge. He remembers everything and has a special ability to regurgitate it when he is working it into his plans. Nicky is the youngest but the 'old man'. He is surely Holy Ghost filled but with a smart mouth. All of that mixed in with the "little kid" thing of speaking his mind is a volatile situation waiting to happen.

They are themselves and you've got to love 'em!

Distraction Needed

My sister had to distract the little one. He got mad at this guy and said "imma break this stick..."
Lord only knows how he was going to finish THAT statement; over a head, off up in someting...who knows.
He's odd and old.