A Gentleman

Last month my youngest son was upset that the cartoon pig Olivia does not wear pants. He said he didn't want to see her 'lady parts'. I asked do you know what the lady parts are called? He said ummhmm, 'a Hynie'

Nicky Has it All Locked UP!

On the way home, Nicky says to me, "My friend taught me how to get all the girls" I say, "how do you do that?" He replies, "you have to be smooth and cool" OK, so I say, "And just how do you do that?" Nicky says "to be cool, u have to practice dancing & play games with guys & to be smooth, you have to wash your hands and never tell lies" All I could say was "yup, that'll do it." SMH